Redemption Island, Take 2

It's back--this the granddaddy of all (network) reality television. And not a week too soon, either. Survivor returns (yes, along with the unfortunate Redemption Island wrinkle), with a brand new group of castaways. Brand new, that is, except for the two returning "heroes" Coach (the self-proclaimed Dragon Slayer) and Ozzy (he of the indomitable immunity challenge record), who are playing for their third time each.

And the show wastes no time pitting the two "heroes" (sorry, I can't ever actually call them heroes without the quotes. It's just too ridiculous) against each other in a reward challenge which Ozzy predictably dominates. At this point, we're thinking "Oh, poor Coach" since his whole tribe is giving off an undeniable "Ah crud, we're stuck with Coach" vibe. To make matters worse, Savaii tribe thinks Ozzy is a complete rockstar, blowing off building a shelter in order to just swim and "kick it." This in turn causes Dawn to flip out and break down emotionally, marking her as early elimination bait.

But Dawn is saved by one of the single worst immunity challenge performances I've ever witnessed. Semhar adamantly volunteers to throw coconuts into a net, then when it comes time, sort of just underhands them straight up into the air while mumbling "sorry" and saying "I'm so tired." The net she's aiming for is about 8 feet in front of her. Spoiler alert: she gets sent to Redemption Island.

Besides the end result, some interesting story lines developed. First, Russell "Pure Evil" Hantz' nephew has made his way into the game. Contestant Brandon carries with him a big bulls-eye by virtue of his sinister uncle. He's so nervous about this connection to the biggest Survivor villain ever that he refuses to let anyone know about it. He even goes swimming with his shirt up over his neck and back where "Hantz" tattoos are visible.  Whatever. At this point I'm not sure what to make of this.

Second, Ozzy turns out to be all brawn and no brain. Apparently he's here to play strategically and not just own immunity challenges. Well, in that sense he's not off to the greatest start--basically he gets John the Harvard law student to question everything he's ever known about himself because he offers his (John's) name for elimination 'cause he (Ozzy) wants Semhar to stick around--he thinks she's pretty.  So he starts drumming up all these unfounded doubts about John's viability just so the girl he's in love with will stick around. To his credit he, along with the rest of the tribe, vote Semhar in the end. But why the trip down anxiety lane for John? Pointless.

Plus, Coach turns the tables in one of the biggest surprises so far. Working from a very natural place, he forms an alliance with four other Upolo tribe members and leads the team to an immunity challenge victory. And the organic nature of everything is what is so shocking. For as you know, Coach has historically been the least natural person on the planet. His social skills were, you could (should) say, lacking.

Well this time, he's stepping up his game. Can he keep it up? Time will tell. Until then, buckle the proverbial seat belt for yet another installment of the best reality TV show on planet earth.