Case in point: Tonight's episode begins with about two minutes of Semhar on Redemption Island going what appears to be quite literally insane. It doesn't help that she freestyles all this poetry at random, all the while sort of rolling around on her bed of bamboo and swatting at bugs. If the show wanted to show you how crazy people go on Redemption, they did a fairly decent job of it here. (This all serves to put Matt's run on RI last season in even more impressive context. How did he do that?)
Who else joins the ranks of the crazy? Well, where do we start? How about with Brandon "I'm a Married Man" Hantz? He feels close enough with Coach (!) to share his deep dark secret--that he's the nephew of Russell "Pure Evil" Hantz. Coach responds with the appropriate amount of alarm, but eventually realizes it's no big deal, and the whole affair seems to serve as a bonding moment for the two, complete with a closing prayer.
But what makes Brandon so particularly crazy is his unfounded paranoia regarding tribemate Mikayla. Completely unprovoked, Brandon has marked her for elimination. He is unyielding in his quest to send her to RI, and his rationale is, you could say, suspect. Basically he finds her attractive, is married, and has made up his mind that she's nothing but trouble. This despite absolutely no advance from Mikayla. In fact, when tribal blew up (thanks, Coach), and Brandon admitted he'd stirred the pot against Mikayla, she looked genuinely puzzled as to who this kid even was. It was like a "wait, what was your name, again?" type thing. Just bizarre.
On top of that, since everyone was pretty much decided on Christine after Upolu lost the immunity/reward challenge, when Brandon went on this Mikayla Must Go kick it sent the entire camp into the proverbial tizzy. This culminated in Coach absolutely loosing his stuff at Tribal, indirectly calling out Brandon and contradicting himself too many times to even think about firing up the DVR and recapping here. In the end, sanity somewhat reigned as Christine went to Redemption and no one cast a vote for Mikayla. Thank goodness.
Pretty quiet night from the Savaii tribe, with the exception of Ozzy finding the hidden idol up in a tree that was completely unclimbable by anyone in the tribe but Ozzy. So someone's going to have to get up pretty early in the morning if they're going to try and convince me that the show's not giving Ozzy a little help here.
Also, John Cochran is just a titch neurotic and he's breaking the cardinal rule of early round Survivor (borrowed from Ocean's 11, of course): You've got to make them like you, then forget you. Well, Cochran might be failing on both accounts. Let's hope for his sake that the next couple weeks allow him to sort of sink into the background. If he doesn't, he's next in line for an all inclusive stay at the looney bin on Redemption Island.
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